"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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