Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Another day, another engagement, another cat
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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