Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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