You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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