i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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