I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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