i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
