I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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