Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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