he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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