you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
