WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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