Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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