Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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