He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Randomize