I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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