so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ugly people sure do ruin things
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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