its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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