$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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