Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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