Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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