I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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