There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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