I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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