Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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