Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He passed out mid-signature
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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