The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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