I swear she didn't look like that last week.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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