Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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