White coat. Heels.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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