I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Couch. On fire.
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