O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Vodka?
Forever.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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