I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
operation have a gay friend backfired
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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