Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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