Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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