He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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