I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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