wakey wakey hands off snakey
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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