It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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