Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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