pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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