It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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