This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
im six kinds of drunk right now
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Even my vagina gasped.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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