I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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