i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize