Define "chronic" masturbator.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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