I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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