Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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