butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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