i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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