Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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