Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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