I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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