So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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