i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
