he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
ttyl tear gas
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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