Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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